A Heart-to-Heart About Your Roof’s Feelings
Let’s be honest – your roof has seen things. Things that would make weather forecasters blush. From the Buffalo blizzards that make Western New York winters famous to those questionable holiday decorations you refused to take down until Easter, your roof has been silently watching and probably developing strong opinions about your life choices.
At Scarpone and Sons Inc., we’ve become fluent in “roof speak,” and let us tell you, the roofs of Cheektowaga, Buffalo, and surrounding areas are getting chattier by the day. They’ve been sharing some rather interesting observations during our residential roofing installations.
What Your Roof Is Trying to Tell You:
• Those icicles aren’t fashion statements. They’re your roof’s way of saying, “Help, I’m not properly insulated!”
• If your shingles are curling, they’re not doing yoga – they’re desperately trying to escape their current situation.
• That mysterious leak in your ceiling? It’s your roof’s passive-aggressive way of suggesting it’s time for a replacement.
Signs Your Roof Is Having a Mid-Life Crisis:
When serving Amherst, Clarence, Depew, and Lancaster, we’ve seen roofs in various stages of existential crisis. Some common symptoms include:
• Shedding shingles like a stressed-out person loses hair
• Making weird noises during perfectly normal weather conditions
• Developing mysterious puddles that appear just when you’ve cleaned the floors
• Harboring entire families of squirrels who now have better real estate than most millennials
Don’t let your roof continue its silent suffering. Whether you need a complete roof replacement in Buffalo or a residential roofing update in Cheektowaga, Scarpone and Sons Inc. is here to help before your roof decides to retire early – and trust us, you don’t want that kind of surprise retirement party.
Remember, a happy roof is a protective roof. And while we can’t promise your roof won’t judge your 3 AM pizza deliveries or your choice of garden gnomes, we can ensure it’ll keep doing its job of protecting you and your questionable life choices for years to come.
Call us today, because in Western New York, we don’t just install roofs – we’re basically roof therapists who happen to be really good with hammers and shingles.